Anonymous asked: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
Anonymous asked: Can i spanked your ass?
sorry that’s a job for my man only
Anonymous asked: you are so gorgeous I love stroking my cock to all the pictures of your facials thank you!
well thank you! glad you enjoy it.